Alan: “This is kind of nice, isn’t it? Three of us back together again?”
Phil: “Pull that monkey in!
Stu: “I can’t believe this is happening again!”
[Alan's wedding speech]
Hey Everybody
Here’s some fun facts
The population of Thailand is 63 million people
It is twice the size of Wyoming
None of you know Stu like I do
I can’t even tell you what we’ve been through because we made pact
What I can tell you is this.
This is not Stu’s first marriage
There was a whore in Las Vegas a couple of years ….. [Interrupted by Phil]
Phil: All right, time’s up. Time to sit down, buddy.
Stu: “I have a demon in me.”
Alan: “We made a pact, Wolfpack only.”
Alan: “When a monkey nibbles on a weenis, it’s funny in any language.”
[ Alan singing ]
We’re the 3 best friends that anybody could have.
We’re the 3 best friends that anyone could have, we’re the 3 best friends that anyone can have and we’ll never never ever ever ever leave each other.”
Stu: “All I wanted was a breakfast brunch.”
Phil: “Stu Come on, Get up. We got a situation”
Stu: “Where are we”
Phil: “You’re gonna freak out, but its gonna be ok.”
[Stu Checks mirror and screams]
“This is a real tattoo!”
Stu: “Alan what did you do? Did you roofie me?
Alan: I didn’t do anything
Phil: “It happened again.”
Tracy: “Seriously, what is wrong with you three?”
Phil: Chow! What are you doing here?
Alan: He’s my plus one
Chow: We had a sick night bitches
Chow: “Hold on gay boys!”
tu: “You got shot!”
Phil: “Am I gonna be ok? You’re a doctor.”
[ Stu screams as he looks at the wound ]
