Sarah Jessica Parker ...
Carrie Bradshaw
Kim Cattrall ...
Samantha Jones
Kristin Davis ...
Charlotte York
Cynthia Nixon ...
Miranda Hobbes
Carrie: "You're going to be fine for a week without your hormones."
Samantha: "Tell that to the beard I will be growing."
Charlotte: "How do the moms who have no help do it?"
Miranda: "I have no f***ing idea."
Carrie [to Charlotte]: "You have an actual camel camel toe."
Samantha: "I think I'm having a hot flash."
Carrie: "You're on a camel in the middle of the Arabian desert. If you're not having a hot flash, you're dead."
Charlotte: "How are you going to swallow all of those?"
Samantha: "Have we met?"
Samantha: "There should be a law against hiring a nanny that hot."
Carrie: "Yeah, the Jude Law."
Carrie: "It's become all about the couch and the take-out."
Stanford (Willie Garson): "Count your blessings. Remember when you couldn't even get him to sleep over?"
Charlotte: "So your going to the premiere with Smith as friends?"
Samantha: "Yes, but I may throw him a f*ck if I like the movie."
Charlotte: "My first thought when I heard Samantha say Harry might cheat on me with Erin was, "Oh my god, I can't lose the nanny!""
Carrie: "The moment I kissed Aiden I realized the person I used to be. A crazy person running around the streets of New York City trying to get Big to love me back."
Carrie: "Why did you pick black?"
Big: "Because you're not like other women."
Carrie: "I thought you were going to say because it was the color of my soul."
Sales Woman: "Isn't this dress a little young for you?"
Samantha: "Well I don't know, how old do you think I am? (pause) Well I am fifty f***ing two and I am going to rock this dress."
Carrie: "Is this because I am a b*tch wife who nags you?"
Big (Chris Noth): "We are adults without children, we can design our lives the way we want."
Miranda: "You brought a dog to a wedding?"
Samantha: "Well it's a gay wedding, what's one more little b*tch?"
Guest at wedding: "What have you had done?"
Samantha: "Nothing, I am all natural!"
Guest: "Seriously, I need names."
Samantha [on the phone with Smith]: "Honey, I have to go I am pulling up my panties to get to a lunch date."
Charlotte: "So it's okay to cheat because you are gay?"
Anthony (Mario Cantone): "No, because I am Italian."
Carrie: "So you're telling me that you want two days off a week from me?"
Big: "You know so that I can watch TV, do all of the sh*t that bugs you."
Carrie: "I am digging the sequins on the new house wife of Abu Dhabi."
Samantha: "With the jet lag and no hormones, who knows what kind of mood swings I am capable of?"
Charlotte: "How do you tip in Abu Dhabi?"
Carrie: "I don't know, do you have any loose rubies?"
Samantha: "It's official. The estrogen has left the building."
Samantha: "We made a deal ages ago. Men, babies, doesn't matter. We are soul mates."
Miranda: "Being a mother kicks your ass."
Samantha: "We have an hour to pack and get the f**k out of Abu Dhabi."