I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.
It’s not cheating unless you get caught.
Quitting smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I’ve done it dozens of times.
I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot.
I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.
There is a light at the end of every tunnel….just pray it’s not a train!.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Avoid hangovers: stay drunk.
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so waste your time and have the time of your life !
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
He who wants to do good knocks at the gate:
he who loves finds the door open.
Rabrindranath Tagore
Sometimes I find myself making love to my own misfortune.
Norma O. Abrego
Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship--never
Charles Caleb Colton
Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the
imagination and bottling the common sense.
Helen Rowland
If you judge people, you have no time to love them.
Mother Teresa
One advantage of marriage It seems to me
Is that when you fall out of love with him
Or he falls out of love with you
It keeps you together until maybe you fall in again.
Judith Viorst
Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination
nor both together go to the making of genius.
Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.
Mozart
