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Funny Quotes About LIfe
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Keep a thing seven years and it's bound to come in handy.
Russian Proverb
If you wonder where your child left his roller skates, try walking around the house in the dark.
Leopold Fechtner
Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.
Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Will Rogers
When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.
How is it that one match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box of matches to start a campfire?
Christy Whitehead
Is not this the true romantic feeling – not to desire to escape life, but to prevent life from escaping you.
Thomas Wolfe
Learn to get in touch with silence within yourself, and know that everything in this life has purpose. There are no mistakes, no coincidences, all events are blessings given to us to learn from.
Elizabeth Kubler-Ross
Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
Mark Twain
Life is half spent before we know what it is.
George Herbert, Jacula Prudentum
The boundaries which divide Life from Death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where the one ends and where the other begins?
Edgar Allan Poe
Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away.
Thomas Fuller
Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does.
William James
Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object.
Joseph Addison, The Spectator
I have never met anyone who wanted to save the world without my financial support.
Robert Brault
There are men whom you will never dislodge from an opinion, except by taking possession of it yourself.
Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers, 1827
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