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Funny Friendship Quotes
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"I hate it in friends when they come too late to help."
Euripides
"You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog."
Harry Truman
"Friendship is a pretty full-time occupation if you really are friendly with somebody. You can't have too many friends because then you're just not really friends."
Truman Capote
"True friends stab you in the front".
Oscar Wilde
"A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative".
George Ade
One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
George Carlin
An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.
Jim Hayes
"Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them."
Edwin Arlington Robinson
"A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling."
Arthur Brisbane
I saw a close friend of mine the other day. He said "How come you haven't called me?" I said, "I can't call everyone I want. My new phone has no 5 on it." He said, "How long have you had it?" I said, "I don't know. My calendar has no 7s."
Steven Wright
"There are 3 faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money."
Benjamin Franklin
"It takes a long time to grow an old friend."
John Leonard
Funny Friendship Quotes and Sayings
"You can't stay in your corner of the forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes."
Winnie the Pooh
"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one."
C.S. Lewis
To err is dysfunctional, to forgive co-dependent.
Berton Averre
Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.
Business, you know, may bring money, but friendship hardly ever does.
Jane Austen
Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.
Anne Morrow Lindbergh
I know all those people. I have friendly, social, and criminal relations with the whole lot of them.
Mark Twain
"We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately."
Benjamin Franklin
"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked."
Bernard Meltzer
"I have no trouble with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies all right. But my damn friends—they're the ones that keep me walking the floor nights! "
Warren G. Harding
"Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected."
Charles Lamb
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